what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
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thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
how it feels to chew 5 gum
was it worth it
was it really worth it
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everyone’s gotten the update except me
u can’t catch me tumblr
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I PRESSED REBLOG AND THEN THE FUCKING UPDATE HAPPENED AS I AM REBLOGGING IT
fuck
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A high resolution photo of a cheeto.
Thank you
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| space given on homework for 2-word answers: | _________________________________________ |
|---|---|
| space given on homework for 1-3 sentence answers: | _____ |
| Me: | Wow, I'm home alone. |
|---|---|
| Me: | *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL |
| Me: | *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF |
| Me: | *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG |
| Me: | *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE |
| Me: | *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE |
| Family: | *comes home* |
| Me: | *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr* |
how to seduce a man
- look into his eyes
- grab his waist
- whisper sensually in his ear, “ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli”
this is why tumbr has a hard time getting dates
as a male, I’d be pretty damn seduced if this was done to me.
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I just literally laughed at this for the longest time.
Oh man what I love about this scene is they actually recruited Disney Animators for this one sequence. The animators were thrilled to be able to do it and the producers for Family Guy were just BLOWN away at the length of detail the animators put in to this one sequence.
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what staff really needs to do is delete those blogger who havent updated since 2009 with cool one word url’s
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